I was going through some random stuff that had gotten left at my parents house from when I moved out. No - that jobs not done. *shamed look* But that's not what this post is about! I found a sheet of paper that I printed years ago when I had my first apartment, and that I had posted in my kitchen. It soooo describes who I used to be! Sadly, health problems prevent me from drinking caffeine these days...and I miss it!
Caffeine is my sheperd, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures.
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez.
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.
Heck - it may be decaf - but I think I need to go make some coffee for me and the hubby now!